Heide and Iain’s
writing newsletter - December 2016
We hope you’ve had a very Merry Christmas!
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Lots of new things will be coming your way in 2017, but to wrap up the end of 2016 we have a small treat for you.
We decided to write a novella when Donald Trump was elected to be the next president of the United States.
We wanted all of our friends to
be able to get this for free, so if you have a kindle (and remember that if you don’t there are
free kindle reading apps for many devices) you can get it for free over the next few days.
Make sure you’re quick, and spread the word as much as you can; we want those lazy days between Christmas and New Year to
have a few giggles in them for everyone.
The description for Clovenhoof and the Trump of Doom:
Halloween 2016.
It is eight days until the American people vote for the 45th President of the United States and millions are struck with horror
at the prospect of Donald J Trump – businessman, reality TV star and professional wrestler – getting his hands on the oval office.
However, few of those people know that Nostradamus had foreseen both Trump’s presidency and the British exit from the EU spelling the end of the world as we know it.
Jeremy Clovenhoof and Michael Michaels - the earthly incarnations of Satan and the Archangel Michael - have read the prophecies and
must do their utmost to stop them coming true (because Clovenhoof can’t let the world end until he’s seen the latest series of Game of Thrones).
As Michael heads to Europe to undo Brexit through the power of song, Clovenhoof flies to the US to stop Trump becoming president by whatever means are necessary.
If you want a searing indictment of global politics and intelligent analysis of the greatest historical events of our time, go somewhere else. But if you want rampaging elephants, naked continental types, drone-mounted chickens, accidental neo-Nazis, LSD-spiked brownies, the Large Hadron Collider and
the vengeful spirit of the Statue of Liberty then this slice of hellish fun might be just what you need.
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Many thanks for reading
Heide and Iain