Heide: Will all our readers like it?
Iain: Well, as I always say, it’s not big and it’s not clever but nine out of ten cats think it’s very funny.
Heide: It’s a very silly adventure in which Satan, forced into a life of retirement in suburban Birmingham, decides to recapture his youth by becoming a roadie for a raucous heavy metal band. Meanwhile, he’s being pursued by his neighbour, Nerys, who wants to know how or why he’s given her pet dog, Twinkle, the power of speech.
Iain: And pursued by a demon and an angel intent of getting a dangerous holy item out of Clovenhoof’s hands.
Heide: That too!
Iain: Anyway, if you’re one of those people who’ve never read any Clovenhoof books then we have good news for
you.
Heide: Oh, yes! It’s our book of the month this month.
Iain: That means that for a few short days, you can get the original Clovenhoof e-book for only 99p.
Heide: 99p for a comedy about Satan getting fired and sent to Earth with the arrogant archangel Michael watching him over like a strict probation officer.